In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

*On Sears hair dryer:

* On a bag of Fritos:

* On a bar of Dial soap:

* Some Swann frozen dinners:

* On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:

* On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:

* On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

* On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:

* On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:

* On Nytol (a sleep aid):

* On a Korean kitchen knife:

* On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:

* On a Japanese food processor:

* On Sainsbury's Peanuts:

* On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

* On a Swedish chainsaw: